Superfun New Video Game Is to Not Having Sex What "Grand Theft Auto" Is to Murdering Random Dude with a Golf Club in Alleyway

I heard that if you push up, down, up, down, left, down, left, up, the boy will invite you over to his parents house for a prayer circle. And if you push down, down, down, up, up, left, down, the game will shut itself off and you can do something else with your time…

I'm impressed with the computer animation. Those abstinence people have come a long way since that Bristol Palin video. Much, much more life like.

But it is kind of a bummer that it won't be available until the Spring of 2011. I guess in the mean time, we'll just have to try to not have sex in real life. Assuming you can get your hands on one of those motion-capture suits, should be a piece of cake.

(via BuzzFeed)