• The Onion: Recently Single Al Gore Finally Able to Listen to W.A.S.P. Albums

    The former Vice President reaps the benefits of the bachelor lifestyle

    "For the first time in decades, I get to play the kind of music I like without someone nagging me about what a bad influence it is," said Gore, sitting on the floor of his living room as he cued up the song "Animal (Fuck Like A Beast)" on his stereo. "And I get to crank it up as loud as I want."…

    Gore, who was prohibited from hearing music with graphic sex, violence, or drug references since Tipper founded the Parents Music Resource Center in 1985, confirmed yesterday that her crusade was "total bullcrap."…

    "It sucked because we always had to listen to garbage like Carly Simon and Lyle Lovett all the time," said Gore, who told reporters that he was "loving" being single again. "That stuff is lame, man. If it doesn't have big balls and bigger riffs, get it out of my stereo!"

    Hey, I'll bet you that him and Joe Biden can get back to trading cassette tapes now.


    Tags: Al Gore, Music, The Onion, Tipper Gore

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