So, the homosexuals get to have their miserable marriages for a few weeks or months or whatever, in California. What we're all really wondering is: What does Arab-hatin' former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich think of this?
Oh, hey, look, he's babbling about it on his website!
"Judge Walker's ruling overturning Prop 8 is an outrageous disrespect for our Constitution and for the majority of people of the United States who believe marriage is the union of husband and wife. In every state of the union from California to Maine to Georgia, where the people have had a chance to vote they've affirmed that marriage is the union of one man and one woman. Congress now has the responsibility to act immediately to reaffirm marriage as a union of one man and one woman as our national policy. "
That's great and all, but something seems to be missing. Hmmmm…What could it be? Oh, yes! A random, possibly gay-baiting attack on Elena Kagan!
"Today’s notorious decision also underscores the importance of the Senate vote tomorrow on the nomination of Elena Kagan to the Supreme Court because judges who oppose the American people are a growing threat to our society."
You know, it's so great that the gays have a noble hetero like Newt Gingrich to tell them what to do. Who is a better expert on the sacredness of heterosexual marriage than a jerk who has been married three times? The first time was when he was 19, to his 26-year-old former high school geometry teacher! Hahaha, that's not creepy at all! Also, that particular ex-wife says he visited her in the hospital as she was recovering from cancer surgery in order to discuss their divorce.
Then there was the next gal. He married her six months after the first marriage was done. They stayed together for awhile, until he started fucking a woman 23 years his junior during, haha, the Clinton/Lewinsky investigation! It is adorable that Newt Gingrich, this human slimebucket, would spend most of his time talking shit about the president's infidelity while secretly shtupping some random who wasn't his wife. He's so wacky and unpredictable, that Newt!
Now he is married to the random and is probably going to run for President in 2012, and also he hates gay marriage. What will Newt's fourth wife have to say about all this?
Tags: California, Elena Kagan, LGBT, Marriage Equality, Newt Gingrich, Proposition 8, Republicans, Supreme Court