• Ted Stevens Is Clumsily Explaining the Internet to the Angels Now

    Suspicions unfortunately confirmed

    Former United States Senator Ted Stevens was killed in a plane crash in southwestern Alaska on Monday night. Five of the nine people on board the small plane headed to a remote fishing lodge were killed in the crash, Gov. Sean Parnell of Alaska said…

    Sean O’Keefe, 54, a former NASA administrator who now is an executive with the European aerospace firm EADS, was also on the plane with his son, but they both survived, according to an official briefed on the crash who spoke on the condition of anonymity because the investigation was ongoing.

    How many times are we going to have to see a tragedy like this before people start waking up to reality. Please, kids, don't patronize remote Alaskan fishing lodges. I know that it seems like it'd be incredible fun, but take my word for it, it's just not worth it.

    Tags: Alaska, NASA, Senate, Sports, Ted Stevens


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