• Barack Obama Pays Visit to Ohio Family, Won't Leave for Hours

    Look, it's very simple. You shut off the TV and the lights and duck down behind the sofa and you pretend you're not home when you see a politician coming up the drive. How do people not know this?

    Obama visited the Clintonville [Ohio] home of Rhonda and Joseph Weithman, where he sat down for kitchen table chat with the couple and their two children, Rachel and Josh.  Afterward, Obama held a backyard discussion about the economy with several of the family's neighbors.

    Hours after the event was over, the Weithman family still appeared overwhelmed at describing the day's events…

    What. A. Nightmare.

    Ugh. I'm not going to let the same thing happen to me. I already have a plan, just in case the doorbell rings and it turns out to be Barack Obama wanting to talk to me about the economy or whatever. I'm just gonna tell him I'm gay. He'll look right past me like I'm not even there.

    Tags: Barack Obama, Economy, Ohio


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