I am thirteen years old inside my brain, so this is obviously the best thing ever…
"We thank President Barack Obama and Secretary of Education Arne Duncan for coming up with The Race to the Cock."
With all due respect to the Gov. Paterson, I used to live in New York, and Obama and Duncan had nothing to do with that. They've been running that race in Chelsea for years.
Tags: Arne Duncan, Barack Obama, David Paterson, New York, Obama Administration