New Old News: Glenn Beck Rallies the Troops

I don't know if you heard, but Glenn Beck hosted a rally this weekend. How good was it? Almost good enough to make his audience forget that America is just one capital gains tax increase away from zombie biker gangs and rotisserie baby meat.

After the jump, Stephen makes his own non-predictions about how soon and violently we're all going to die.

The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30pm / 10:30c.

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