The Onion: Man Already Knows Everything He Needs to Know About Muslims Blog Home The Obligatory Glenn Beck 8/28 Rally Post
"I can't spend all of my time with my birth certificate plastered on my forehead."
It's true, he can't. 'Cause that's not proper headwear for prayer services inside mosques.
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