The Onion: Man Already Knows Everything He Needs to Know About Muslims
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Quote Unquote: The President's Head
President Obama responds to recent polling that shows people have many unfounded beliefs about him…
"I can't spend all of my time with my birth certificate plastered on my forehead."
It's true, he can't. 'Cause that's not proper headwear for prayer services inside mosques.
Tags: Barack Obama, Birthers, Islam, Polls, Quote Unquote, Religion
The Onion: Man Already Knows Everything He Needs to Know About Muslims
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The Obligatory Glenn Beck 8/28 Rally Post
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