• Bristol Palin Joins Cast of Dancing with Please Point Cameras at My Face!!!

    You've really got to feel sorry for the Palin family. It seems like, try as they might, they just can't seem to get anybody to pay attention to them or their white trash exploits.

    So, really, who can blame Bristol Palin — a woman who is noteworthy for literally nothing other than getting pregnant and having a mother — for making a last ditch effort to get her name out there

    Bristol Palin is getting into the family business by becoming one of the celebrity hoofers on the cast of ABC's "Dancing With the Stars" this fall.

    The teenager joins mom Sarah, who has a reality series on TLC debuting in November, and Bristol's baby-daddy Levi Johnston, who is shopping around a reality series in which he runs for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska.

    Oh, a dancing show. I don't know. That can be kind of tasteful. Kind of…

    Bristol has committed to weeks of wearing sparkly outfits to compete for the disco-ball trophy against pop singer Brandy; "Dirty Dancing's" all-grown-up Baby, Jennifer Grey; "Drop Dead Diva" super-assistant Margaret Cho; The Dumb One from "The Hills" Audrina Patridge; "Brady Bunch's" made-for-TV mom Florence Henderson…

    That's not such a bad list so far. Could be a lot worse…

    crooner Michael Bolton; "Jersey Shore's" Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino; faded "Baywatch" hunk David Hasselhoff…

    Okay. Granted, these people do not have the gravitas of, say, this noteworthy dancer. But they're still a step up from who she's been associated with in the past. You gotta start somewhere.

    Tags: Bristol Palin, Dancing with the Stars, Levi Johnston, Music, Sarah Palin, Television


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