• What Kim Jong-Il Did on His Summer Vacation

    Even Dear Leaders need to go on summer vacation, and Kim Jong-Il of North Korea is no exception. He just got back from a happy fun excursion to Camp China Trail, and he got a badge for winning a race at the swimming hole! Plus, he and Chinese President Hu Jintao won the sack race! Then Kim drank all the bug juice and got stung by a bee and had to go to the infirmary and also he toasted marshmallows over the fire and taught everyone how to make lanyards and he KISSED a GIRL during the All-Camp Dance aaaaaand also he did this

    The reports said that Mr. Kim and Mr. Hu [Jintao] had met in Changchun, the capital of northeastern China’s Jilin Province, and that Mr. Kim had visited two other northern Chinese cities, Jilin City and Harbin.

    According to Xinhua, Mr. Kim and Mr. Hu "exchanged views on the situation of the Korean Peninsula and other international and regional issues of concern."

    And most importantly, they totally TP'd the counselors' cabin! It was a wacky week of hijinks and adventure that shall surely never be forgotten by either party, under penalty of death.

    (Photo via Reddit)


    Tags: China, Hu Jintao, Kim Jong Il, North Korea

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