An Savage Love reader who identifies his or herself only as Hiding At The Elusive Fuzz Under Christine's Knockers* implores sex columnist Dan Savage — the man who gave rise to the word "santorum" — to step out the shadows of the Internet and use his superpowers of influence while there's still time…
"The time has come for you to use your influence to pick a day between now and the November election, and declare it 'Masturbate to Christine O'Donnell Day' in either the state of Delaware or the entire United States of America. If there needs to be a male equivalent, so be it. This needs to happen, and you're the only guy who can do it."
With all due respect to Dan Savage, I don't really think we need his approval or influence to make this happen. (I'm relatively certain that a non-small contingent of voters celebrated that day two or three times before lunch today alone.)
And, if we do need a male equivalent, Mitt Romney appears to be more than happy to do what he can.
* Think of it as a reverse acronym.
Tags: Christine O’Donnell, Dan Savage, Delaware, Porn, Quote Unquote, Senate