Don't even try denying it, because everybody knows a denial is just another form of confession. We've been watching you. We've seen the news sites you visit, and we have records of the stories you read. We have tape of you watching a Rachel Maddow clip. We know you. You're obviously either a Socialist or a Communist. If not both. This will all be easier for you and your family if you just cooperate.
Of course, it's always possible that you're not fully aware of your own predilections. That you're not sure whether you prefer marching under a red flag or a slightly redder flag. Perhaps we should subject you to The Ordeal (with "The Ordeal" being this quick, easy and painless quiz that we at Indecision just launched on Facebook). Yes, I think perhaps that is the what we should do.
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