• Christine O'Donnell Warns of Super-Intelligent Genetically-Engineered Rodent Threat

    You know what? This is exactly why I've been advocating n0-kill traps for years. Because if they die when caught, you can utilize enhanced interrogation techniques against them to find out what they know

    Christine O'Donnell: [T]hese groups admitted that the report that said, "Hey, yay, we cloned a monkey. Now we’re using this to start cloning humans." We have to keep…

    Bill O'Reilly: Let them admit anything they want. But they won’t do that here in the United States unless all craziness is going on.

    Christine O'Donnell: They are — they are doing that here in the United States. American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains. So they’re already into this experiment.

    Who sent you?! Who?! Won't talk, eh? You look hungry. Maybe watching me eat this cheese will loosen your tongue.

    Was it the raccoon who lives in the ottoman? He thinks he's so smart, but I know he's there… listening… taking notes… always taking notes… Why must he scratch his pen so loudly?! It vibrates the wrinkles inside my brain!!!

    Tags: Bill O'Reilly, Christine O’Donnell, Delaware, Fox, Science & Technology, Senate


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