• Joke Candidate Becomes Jokier

    The GOP really seems to have hit upon something with their new Don't ever let anybody hear you say anything ever! strategy for their new crop of senatorial candidates, haven't they. I mean, come, come on. Pretty brilliant. And very serious politicalishness! Very!

    Okay, credit where credit is due: John McCain's campaign innovated this strategy after realizing that only bad polling mojo came out of their VP nominee's mouth. But the strategy has really come into its own with Sharron Angle, Rand Paul and now Christine O'Donnell, who was Sean Hannity's head's show last night to bid a fond adieu to the national media until after she's elected or Raptured (whichever comes first)…

    In the interview, O'Donnell swore off more national media interviews, saying it was completely "off the table because that's not going to help me get votes." "I’m not going to do any more national media," O’Donnell said, giving the dubious explanation that local reporters "can’t get to me" because national media representatives are clogging her phone lines…

    O’Donnell is merely following the path paved by Former Alaksa Gov. Sarah Palin, who advised O’Donnell to "speak through Fox News" and to avoid other national media, because they are merely "seeking ur destruction." O'Donnell thanked Palin for that "great piece of advice," saying, "that's exactly what we're doing." Indeed, she abruptly canceled two Sunday show appearances last weekend, and has requested restrictions on media organizations covering her debates, saying, "we’re asking them to not allow media to attend or at least to keep them in the back."

    Ooooooooo! Very good candidate person! Where can I sign up to vote for her? Can I vote 12 times? No? Probably because of the liberals, right? Well, can I vote with my gun. No, wait. Can I vote with my gun after I set it on fire? If Barack Obama can build a mosque inside the Oval Office, then I'd better be able to vote with a flaming gun, liberals! I am very serious about politics, as you can see! That's why I am voting for the candidate who is not afraid to run away from people holding microphones! America!

    Tags: Christine O’Donnell, Delaware, Fox, Kentucky, Nevada, Rand Paul, Sarah Palin, Sean Hannity, Senate, Sharron Angle


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