Tworld News: Week of September 13, 2010

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Christine O'Donnell could kill so many birds with one stone by hacking into the internet at large and replacing all porn with closeup shots of Bette Midler in Hocus Pocus.

Moving to France to become a mime still remains an awesome idea.

"Wait, they're both on Comedy Central but they have competing rallies? I don't get it" -Someone Stupid

The two party system is the tomato of political structures– always polarizing, but juiciest when ruptured. And tastiest on mozzarella.

Terry Jones now regrets having not gone through with 'International Burn a $200k Bill From Your Local Government For Security Costs' day.

Which town? Oh, you know. No, I don't know, which town are you talking about? You know, the one with the guys. The guys? Yeah, the guys and that thing. Oh, the town. Yeah, The Town. Ok.

Jimmy Carter; making Reagan look good since ~1981.

Hold me closer tiny Bristol.

Recent polls show Paladino rapidly approaching Cuomo. This is why Rick Lazio continues to take a strong anti-polling stance.

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