The news and your in-laws: two things that would both be better if limited to 140 characters…
Nothing like a little bit of implied anti-semitic commentary to move your career in the right direction.
Oh no! Out of death juice– guess we have to delay these executions. Sometimes I wish there were alternative cruel and unusual ways we could kill people instead.
The AP reports that Americans don't want to do farm work, and yet Facebook's FarmVille statistics seem to strongly suggest otherwise.
Finally, instructions for stupid people on the proper use of the word ironic.
Three female Supreme Court Justices serving at the same time? What's next? Three black Presidents? Serving at the same time!?
Man poops in car that he thought was his girlfriend's. Ah, young love.
This just in: Facebook movie a hit. Also, Mark Zuckerberg still an asshole.
When NASA fires employees do they lessen the emotional blow by just calling them dwarf employees? Hashtag Pluto Joke.
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