Your rally sign is finished, which means you're finally ready for the best part of the creative process — subjecting your deepest convictions and most personal thoughts to a round of polite, constructive criticism! Go to SaneorNot.com, upload your sign, and let America decide whether or not it's rally-worthy. If it's not, you may have to take it down a notch. If it is, bring it to the rally and hold it high! Just, uh, not so high that we can't see.
CONFIDENTIAL TO THE COLBERT NATION: Citizens, the forces of sanity are growing stronger by the day. If we don't strike fear into their calm, civilly discoursing hearts before it's too late, America might finally become the land of reason and tolerance promised by our founding ideals. And no one wants that. Go to SpookyorDooky.com and upload the scariest image you can think of. When you're done, click through to vote for the images that scare you the most. Our fear as a Nation depends on it.
Tags: Jon Stewart, March to Keep Fear Alive, Rally to Restore Sanity, Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show