On last night's Colbert Report, Stephen discussed Christine O'Donnell's recent debate with Chris Coons, wherein she equated homosexuality with adultery. Using O'Donnell's previous statements, Stephen was able to deduce that she believes masturbating is the same as being gay. Well, I for one, could not be more relieved. Just wait until my wife finds out I was only masturbating in that rest-stop men's room.
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