Jimmy McMillan — who is an actual person actually running for governor of New York for an actual political party called The Rent Is Too Damn High Party — in response to an actual question about marriage equality during an actual televised gubernatorial debate that actually happened last night…
"If you want to marry a shoe, I'll marry you."
Shoe, other dude, whatever. It's all pretty much the same thing.
Tags: Debates, Jimmy McMillan, Marriage Equality, New York, Quote Unquote