Tworld News: Week of October 18, 2010

Ain't no party like a Twitter Tea Party cause a Twitter Tea Party is limited to 140 characters. Your midterm fix from the twitterverse:

Sharron Angle and nerdy white boys: both really good at imagining high schools girls are 'a little more Asian' than they actually are.

Praise be to the Aqua Buddha that Paul and Conway are going through with their final debate. Now we just need to tell everyone in Kentucky what a television is and everything will be perfect!

All polls seem to indicate that Meg Whitman has little to no chance of defeating Jerry Brown, but all bathtubs full of gold coins strongly suggest otherwise.

Witches 4 Jesus.

Joe Miller, GOP nominee for Senate in Alaska, admited to policy violation for having participated in a private poll during his lunch hour in 2008. Probable poll questions include 'Which of the following secretaries would you Anchorage, if you know what I'm sayin sayin?' and 'How aware were you that a large part of Alaska isn't just a block of ice?'

Wives; can't live with'em, can't get your dirty work done without'em.

There's nothing like an election year so dirty that it would actually make money if it were a porno. Despite the wealth of free porn. On the Internet. Where porn stars live.

It's gonna take more than poll numbers to get rid of this potential nightmare. Maybe votes will do the trick. But who knows, these are in fact direct descendants of the tea-trashing Founding Fathers we're talking about here.

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