• Breaking: Things Still Look Terrible for Democrats!

    So, how are things going for Democrats, according to the latest New York Times/CBS poll? If you guess "awesome," you are so fucking wrong! Haha, they are going to drown in a pool of their own tears, all because the booby-endowed, Papists, poors and borings are getting hot and horny for Republicans. Witness the truth unfold

    Republicans have wiped out the advantage held by Democrats in recent election cycles among women, Roman Catholics, less affluent Americans and independents. All of those groups broke for Mr. Obama in 2008 and for Congressional Democrats when they grabbed both chambers from the Republicans four years ago, according to exit polls.

    If women choose Republicans over Democrats in House races on Tuesday, it will be the first time they have done so since exit polls began tracking the breakdown in 1982.

    Let's just hope all the country's voting ladies don't have their PERIODS on Tuesday, amiright? Seriously, who thought of letting these gals vote, anyhow? It's caused nothing but problems since 1952 or whenever George Soros and Nancy Pelosi made it legal. And as for those Catholics, they really outta stick to barring homosexuals from marching in their parades. Don't those people have a Mass to attend or something, all day, on Votering Day? And the poors, jeez. they should stick to watching the NASCAR or the PBS or whatever it is they're into. And the independents are just dull, dull, dull. Pick a side, dorks!

    It all adds up to a big fat lot of crappy poo-poo for the Dems. All sensible folks will therefore jump on the other bandwagon immediately. President Angle '12! Wheeeeee!

    Tags: Democrats, Election Day, Men and Women, Midterms, Republicans


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