Gentle reader, have you ever considered what you would do if you were, in fact, an elected U.S. official? No? That is sad, because you totally could run for Senate if you wanted to. In fact, it's not too late to announce your own run! Sure, you won't make it on the ballot, but there's that whole write-in candidate route, correct? I'd vote for you. (No, I wouldn't.) Really, I would. (Still lying.)
As your Comedy Central Indecision Delegate, I took it upon myself to go out among The People — a.k.a. my loving constituents — in order to ask what on this green polluted Earth they would do if they were senators. I also asked them various other silly things, because I was the one with the microphone, dammit.
Watch. Learn. See. Do. Be. This is our moment, America.
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