For all you people were held captive in an polar bear's secret lair all weekend, here's what you need to rejoin the civilized world…
Stephen's Fearful Entrance
More videos after the jump.
Father Guido Sarducci – Rally Benediction
"I'm More American Than You"
Sam Waterston – The Greatest Poem Ever Written
MythBusters – World's Largest Sample Size
Wyatt Cenac and Jason Jones – Two Perspectives
P.K. Winsome – An Important Message From a Friend
Jon and Stephen – Formidable Opponent
John Oliver – Will This Help?
A Moment of Sincerity
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