Highlights from The Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear

For all you people were held captive in an polar bear's secret lair all weekend, here's what you need to rejoin the civilized world…

Stephen's Fearful Entrance

More videos after the jump.

Father Guido Sarducci – Rally Benediction

"I'm More American Than You"

Sam Waterston – The Greatest Poem Ever Written

MythBusters – World's Largest Sample Size

Wyatt Cenac and Jason Jones – Two Perspectives

P.K. Winsome – An Important Message From a Friend

Jon and Stephen – Formidable Opponent

John Oliver – Will This Help?

A Moment of Sincerity

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