This Tuesday, don't forget to vote 'yes' for all future political debates to be limited to 140 character phrases (and awkward, incriminating twitpics). In the meantime, we've got you covered…
Sometimes you've just gotta put your foot down. And then pick it back up. And then place someone's head under it. And then put it back down again. And repeat.
Got too high to remember to write a joke about how supporters of Prop 19 will be too high to remember to vote for Prop 19.
Dear politician who tells us that the most important thing is merely that we go out and vote– WE KNOW YOU'RE LYING.
Spent all Halloween trying to use 'Christine O'Donnell' as a verb– worked every single time.
Meg Whitman's last minute attempt at softening her metaphorical image seems a bit too late in the game. However, her attempt at softening her physical image would be right on time if she uses Proactiv, which honestly works wonders.
Wait for it. Waaaaait for it…BOEHNER! Hah!
My hypothetical 5-year-old daughter's princess tea party has so much in common with the adult Tea Party; awesome costumes, no real tea, and a ton of viable solutions to the world's socioeconomic woes.
Unending stream of 140 character snippets joy daily @TheIndecider
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