Now, some people may call Alvin Greene a loser for only getting 28 percent of the vote in his campaign to unseat South Carolina Sen. Jim Demint, but I call him a what the hell he got a whole 28 percent of the vote how the hell did that happen?!?! And, in some way, that's better than being a senator. Because now he doesn't have to sit near John Cornyn and have to breath in that weird cheese doodle smell all day long.
Here is the man who would (never ever ever) be senator on the last night of his historic campaign…
Alvin Greenes will be Alvin Greenes forever!
(via This Week in Blackness)
Tags: Alvin Greene, Election Day, Midterms, Senate, South Carolina