• Who Should We Blame for Last Night?



    Old people
    !

    What the hell do they care? By the time Speaker of the House John Boehner has fully molted and his skin has taken on the hue of a deep caramelized burnt umber, they'll be playing shuffleboard with Jesus at His palatial estate in East Heavenwood. Why should it matter to them that the rest of us are running for our lives while Toecutter and Lord Humungus chase us down in their diesel-powered Hummers.

    Hey! If we don't like it, we should'a thought of that before we decided to get borned. (Or, maybe, we could have come out to vote. (Yeah, but fuck that, right?))


    Tags: Democrats, Midterms

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