Bristol Palin Continues to Thrive on Dancing with the Stars, and That's Why We're All Gonna Die

Hey, so, how about this Sarah Palin character, huh? What a character! Am I right? Can't wait to see her totally lose in the GOP presidential primaries or, failing that, totally lose to Barack Obama in the 2012 general election. Because she is such a joke! There is absolutely no mechanism by which she can squeak by and actually pull this thing off. I mean, it's not like there's some terrifying situational model playing itself out on national television every week, right?

So, on a completely different note and having absolutely nothing to do with what I just wrote, what's up with that Bristol Palin girl hanging on every week on DWTS despite being a talentless oaf? That's kind of weird, isn't it?

I'm not a huge fan of Dancing with the Stars, but I've been watching it regularly this season … and have been stunned at the results on a weekly basis. Bristol Palin gives a lot of effort, but she is a terrible dancer. Clearly the worst of the whole lot; it's not even close…

[W]eek after week, Bristol ends up in the bottom of the judging and nevertheless continues to get tons of votes. Care to guess who's doing the voting? People like my in-laws, who think she's "adorable" and "trying so hard, just like her mother."

But, there's no way she can actually win! That's just ridiculous!

Tags: Bristol Palin, Dancing with the Stars, Music, Sarah Palin, Television