• Barack Obama's Megalomaniacal Roots

    An old Indonesian playmate of Barack Obama's — from his childhood years in Jakarta — recalls a frightening memory of the young man's insidious and despotic nature

    Mr. Obama asked a group of boys whether they wanted to grow up to be president, a soldier or a businessman. A president would own nothing while a soldier would possess weapons and a businessmen would have money, the young Obama explained.

    Mr. Januadi and his younger brother, both of whom later joined the Indonesian military, said they wanted to become soldiers. Another boy, a future banker, said he would become a businessman.

    "Then Barry said he would become president and order the soldier to guard him and the businessman to use his money to build him something," Mr. Januadi said. "We told him, 'You cheated. You didn't give us those details.' "

    Would anybody actually put it past a child who exhibits of such deceitful behavior with friends — not to mention his incredible, almost eerily preternatural, foresight — to fly to Hawaii without a guardian, sneak into a hospital and plant a forged birth certificate in their records so that one day he could install death panels in "The Great Satan"?

    Keep fooling yourselves, people!

    (via Andrew Sullivan)


    Tags: Antichrist, Barack Obama, Birthers, Indonesia

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