Comedians tweeting the news is just like angsty suburban teens performing acoustic covers of forgotten 80's songs: never appropriate and always hilarious.
It's always so darn surprising to find out that failed leaders had troubled childhoods. Although the whole 'being shown a fetus by your mother when you were a teenager' thing is getting kinda old.
TSA would get a lot less shit about their new pat-down policy if they just branded it as mile-high foreplay. And included instructions on how the hell to fit two people in that little bathroom.
Cindy McCain appears in NoH8 video: John respects her choice but probably thinks it's kinda gay.
This is why we need separate rules for old people.
Mine shafts, the Chilean man's Carnival Cruise ship.
Five million people watched the debut of Sarah Palin's reality television series. Yup.
Why are so many people fighting over Myanmar when you can just get a 'Free Tibet'?
Actual comedic tweet about actual news headline.
GAP is just the cheaper version of the Banana Republic of China. Get it?! So many Asian-related puns in the news this week!
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