So, as I'm sure you're aware, it is now against the law for people to visit their grandparents without going to second base (at least) with the screening dude at the airport. C'mon people, this is civilized society, and you can't make a civilized society omelet without cupping some boobs. (That sentence made more sense when it was still inside my head.)
Even President Obama has said that, while he understands "people's frustrations" with having to let some mustache guy inspect your uterus for semi-automatic weapons, it's sadly necessary to keep the whole country from getting blown up. So, maybe we all just need to sit back and enjoy. As Saturday Night Live points out…
"What are you waiting for? I wanna check under your testicles."
Tags: Barack Obama, Saturday Night Live, Terrorism, Travel, TSA