Happy Twanksgiving e'rybody! Here's the news, tweetified!
Grizzly Bears, Russia, or Katie Couric (which of these things is Sarah Palin not cool with having in her backyard?)
World celebrates engagement of good (not anti-semitic/ginger) prince.
Still more TSA news? This is like that time I started touching people in public.
How big of a problem is Ireland's current economic situation on a scale of one to potato famine?
Exclusively digital newspaper makes it officially acceptable to bring your iPad to the toilet with you.
Give a mouse a Four Loko, he's going to die.
Yes! One step closer to a 'Glee version' of 'Yellow Submarine'!!
Give a mouse a whopper, he's also going to die.
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Tags: Rupert Murdoch, Sarah Palin, Steve Jobs, TSA, Tworld News