A Conciliatory Letter from Tom DeLay

Look, it's bad enough that former congressperson from Texas Tom DeLay is going around slamming his car into other people's. But what did this guy's poor stepmother ever do to anybody to deserve such treatment…

My mind shutters at the thought of all the poor innocent stepmothers who will suffer similar fates in the wake of DeLay's recent convictions for money laundering and conspiracy charges. We're talking a carnage of signed photos, rivers of inscription and seething pools of smiling portraiture. The horror… The horror…