• Muslim Congressperson Using the Gays to Implement Fundamentalist Islamic Law Because, Come On, It's So Obvious!

    Okay so, you're the lone Muslim in the entirety of Congress, but you really really really want to force the whole country to start being governed by Islamic Sharia Law. What do you do?

    I'm just messing with you. We all know what you'd do. It's almost embarrassingly obvious, isn't it? You'd enlist the help of the gays. Because, you know, gays and Muslims. They go together like peanut butter and spark plugs

    Bradlee Dean of the religious ministry You Can Run But You Cannot Hide International believes Rep. Keith Ellison’s support for LGBT rights is part of his strategy to bring Sharia law to the United States. On his radio show Saturday, Dean said that members of the LGBT community are fools for supporting Ellison and that the Minnesota Democrat is "adamant about overthrowing the United States Constitution."…

    "I said time and time again that there is a correlation between the Muslims and the homosexual agenda, and we have a couple of fools in the state of Minnesota that are putting a rope around their neck and they just don’t realize it," said Dean [audio below]. "Here, let me give it to you this way: Keith Ellison is a Muslim."

    Dean said that Ellison's support for protections for LGBT people from hate crimes and for same-sex marriage is part of an attempt to overthrow the U.S. Constitution and implement Sharia law.

    I didn't think it was possible for an argument to make that much sense. How did Dean fit all the sense into those statements. He must have had some sort of a sense-compactor to make all that sense super tightly-packed and dense so that he could could cram it all in there.

    (via Talking Points Memo)


    Tags: Constitution, House of Representatives, Islam, Keith Ellison, LGBT, Minnesota, Religion

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