Michael Steele Does Not Know How to Take "Michael Steele Will Be Missed" for an Answer

Hey, Michael Steele! Remember how yesterday, everybody was making very serious faces and talking in solemn tones about how you were probably not going to be running for head of the RNC again? That was because everybody assumed that you were self-aware enough to know that you had virtually no chance of getting a second term and that the social contract called for people to refrain from laughing directly into your face.

I think that contract is now effectively broken…