• The Onion: Glenn Beck — The Lone Voice of Reason in an Age of Hysteria

    The Onion has named Glenn Beck as one of The People Who Mattered in 2010

    Every single day of 2010, Beck's quiet words of humility and reason have touched the hearts of all Americans, healing countless wounds and elevating the level of our national discourse.

    Indeed, just as Martin Luther King, Jr. — to whom Beck has so aptly and correctly compared himself — once showed the nation the way forward to compassion and civility, so have Beck's stunningly eloquent broadcasts, inspiring political rallies, and bestselling books reassured every living citizen that we are all joined by the same ever-beating heart of kindness, and that gentler roads lie ahead if we could all just settle down, lower our voices, and focus on solving the actual, meaningful problems of our world together.

    I, myself, would like to add that he, in no way, resembles the Pillsbury Doughboy.

    Tags: Glenn Beck, The Onion


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