Fight! Fight! Fight! Senator Jon Kyl — the Other Old White Republican Senator from Arizona™ — is super-pissed at Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid for saying the Senate oughta come back to work the week between Christmas and New Year's Eve.
But it's not because Senator Jon Kyl wants to ride horses or hunt the most dangerous game or whatever the hell Republicans do for wintertime funz in Arizona. No, it's because of his deep-seated respect for the architect of all creation. Or something…
"It is impossible to do all of the things that the majority leader laid out," Kyl said today, "frankly, without disrespecting the institution and without disrespecting one of the two holiest of holidays for Christians and the families of all of the Senate, not just the senators themselves but all of the staff."
Yeah man, that's when all the good sales are! WTF, Reid, you big jerk. Jon Kyl can't buy his Titleist golf balls at the 2-for-1 sale at Golf World in Flagstaff if your dumb ass makes him work, jeez.
Tags: Christianity, Christmas, Harry Reid, Jon Kyl, Religion, Senate