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Now if they just lift that ban on 16-year-old openly gay doctors, Doogie Howser will finally make sense.
Hold on, so let's get this straight– I don't get what I want, and you don't get what you want? Compromise is so confusing!
"Lame, challenged, whatever, we're really beyond the point of being offended since the whole Aflac thing" -a duck
So they cured AIDS. Just goes to show you that if you keep doing absolutely nothing, other people will solve the world's problems.
TIME Magazine satirizes self by giving props to Facebook at least four years too late.
Larry King has a ten year old child. That child's name is Cannon. In vastly less exciting news, Larry King's show ended.
It would have been fishier if he asked for two dogs.
What does this mean in terms of iPad sales?
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