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Are These Cookies Really Proof That Barack Obama Is Not a Muslim?
According to Vanity Fair, this photo of Christmas cookies being made, from the White House Flickr stream, is incontrovertible proof that Barack Obama is not an America-hating Muslim…
Observe this photo of a White House pastry chef preparing cookies created in the image of Bo, Obama's impossibly delightful Portuguese water dog.
According to Sahih al-Bukhari, a sacred Sunni text, "Allah's Messenger forbade the eating of the meat of beasts having fangs." Dogs — even in cookie form — have fangs.
Uh huh. And where's the picture of Obama eating one of the cookies? Probably in a drawer with his birth certificate and a video of Michelle not saying "whitey."
Nice try, liberal lamestream media. Nice try.
Tags: Barack Obama, Bo Obama, Food, Islam, Michelle Obama, Puppies!, Religion, White House
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