• Christine O'Donnell Is Being Persecuted by the FBI Because Just Because

    So, you may have heard that there's maybe a federal investigation underway to determine if Senate candidate hilarious performance artist Christine O'Donnell misused campaign for personal use such as rent, broomsticks, eyes of newt, etc.

    Obviously, this is merely a case of the FBI and the Vice President's office persecuting Christine O'Donnell for reasons that make obvious sense. Obviously!

    "There's been no impermissible use of campaign funds whatsoever," O'Donnell told ABC's "Good Morning America."

    O'Donnell, the tea party favorite who scored a surprise primary victory before losing in the general election, suggested the accusations are driven by political establishments on the right and left, including Joe Biden. He represented Delaware in the Senate for decades before he became vice president.

    "You have to look at this whole thug-politic tactic for what it is," she said Thursday.

    Yes. That is a very likely scenario she lays out there. The Vice-President of the United States is cashing in on all his clout in Delaware to exact some sort of vengeance against a person who handed the Democrats a laughably easy win. Very very likely.

    She should sell the rights to that story! It would certainly make a fantastic movie! My only concern is whether or they can get Dan Aykroyd to provide the voice of the CGI-animated hipster iguana who Biden pays off in magical doubloons to ruin O'Donnell's life. Do you think his schedule is open? Yikes!


    Tags: Christine O’Donnell, Delaware, FBI, Joe Biden, Money, Senate

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