Bill O'Reilly Proves Existence of God, Stephen Colbert Proves Neil deGrasse Tyson Is God

People are always wondering why the Founding Fathers were so opposed to science being taught in schools. This clip goes a long way toward explaining it. You see, if your brain is all busy a'thinkin' and a'wondrin' about ties and moons and oceans and stuff, it's probably not busy silently reciting the Pledge of Allegiance over and over again. And that breeds liberalism…

"There must be a god, because I don't know how things work." – The Philosophical Teachings of St. Bill O'Reilly

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