• Sarah Palin Promises Not to Do Thing Nobody Suspected She Ever Might Maybe Do

    Last night, Sarah Palin faced some tough questioning from the Grand Overlord of Hannity's America and discussed, among other things: surveyors marks, (surprise! they were cross hairs all along), blood libel (criticism of her use is itself a blood libel), and her plans for the future

    Meanwhile, when asked about speculation the recent controversies have disrupted any future political ambitions, Palin vowed she will continue to speak her mind.

    "I am not ready to make an announcement about what my political future is going to be. But I will tell you … I am not going to sit down. I am not going to shut up,"she said.

    Oh, thank God! I was really concerned about this for about three nanoseconds.

    Alright, that's an exaggeration. It wasn't a full three nanoseconds.

    Tags: Fox, Sarah Palin, Sean Hannity


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