Tworld News: Week of January 17, 2011

All the news that's fit to tweet. And fit to be altered in the name of shameless internet/comedic glory.

It's times like these that remind you why you became a GOP-themed crossword puzzle maker.

Sounds like somebody's got Pope envy.

For those of you concerned about the Tunisian situation, CNN reports that UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon called for a return to stability "as soon as possible." Which, in real-life terms, translates to 'problem effing solved.'

I guess Rick Sanchez was right about those Christian baby eaters running the media.

You'd have a tribute Holiday too if you managed to forever change the country despite being named 'Martin'.

I read Playboy for the articles and Wall Street Journal for the hot foreign mothers.

Whew, what a relief. Thought I had Cancer for a minute there.

Ricky Gervais is like the British version of Steve Carell!

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