Here Is the White House Soup of the Day Twitter Feed

Hey everybody, I totally understand your concern about what kind of warm liquidy food they're serving in the White House from day to day, but the multitudes of emails you're all sending me are misguided. I'm just a simple blog writing person; I'm not a big time fancy White House chef. I can't possibly answer all your soup-related questions.

However, maybe — just maybe — this very important and necessary Twitter feed can…

Oh, cajun gumbo. La ti da. I suppose good old-fashioned apple pie and crude oil stew is too base for our current president.