Tworld News: Week of January 24, 2011

To tweet or not to tweet, a question (un)fortunately never asked. Here's this week's crude news report:

More like YoMommaCare! Am I right?! Wait, but seriously, who's going to pay for my mother's health care?

Advice to Todd: Just tell Sarah that you've been sleeping with 'Tripp' — let her assume you mean your grandson, and then the affair with an adult woman will seem like no biggie.

Joe Lieberman's family can look forward to lukewarm days filled with awkward self-pitying 'hanging chad' jokes. And other less depressing things, probably.

THE CHINESE PRESIDENT IS GOOD AND ISN'T WATCHING YOU ON THE INTERNET.

Rush Limbaugh indirectly confirms lingering LOST conspiracy theory involving Tea Party, the price of tea in China, and the mediocre remake of Hawaii Five-0.

Finally, a point of comparison for modern Italian-American children to understand just how tragic Godfather III was for our people.

Starbucks Trenta — the biggest cup size since Pamela Anderson. And Wendy's, which has really generous cup sizes.

THE GOOGLE IS GOOD AND ISN'T WATCHING YOU ON THE INTERNET.

Embrace the streaming madness, follow @TheInDecider

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