You already got the Best of the Tweet of the Union — now it's time for the best of tweets that are about other relevant topics that are not the State of the Union. Woah, relax!
If Tracy Morgan shows up on the set of Sarah Palin's Alaska instead of Tina Fey's 30 Rock, the two tragedies will cancel out and the world will be back to normal. It's math.
First its forced health care, then healthy foods, then we're one step away from being required to marry homosexual goats and enlist them in the army.
With a few well-placed ironic misquotations of Confucius, Huntsman should have the Republican nomination in the bag.
The US should get involved in Egyptian strife if, and only if, there is some chance that we could get a pyramid out of it.
Mothers everywhere insisting that Egyptians probably forgot to 'plug in' the Internet.
Bush taps out of the political realm, hopefully uses new found free time to form cute old man indie rock duo with Jimmy Carter called "Iran and Wine"
Joe Biden being called for jury duty just goes to show you that even old white guys can participate in the political system in this country.
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