Look! There are some things that we will just never know for sure, and we're gonna have to make our peace with that. Like, what is the root cause of all the strife in the Middle East? And why do Egyptians like beating up on Anderson Cooper so much? And just who was it that put that there moon way up there so high in the sky?
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