• Sarah Palin Contemplates Egypt

    America’s favorite beauty pageant loser/governorship quitter/genius, Sarah Palin, has favored us, her adoring public, with her thoughts on the anti-Mubarak protests in Egypt. Unleash your wisdom, fair queen!

    "Mubarak, he's gone, one way or the other. He is not going to be the leader of Egypt. That's a given," Palin said. "So now the information needs to be gathered and understood as to who it will be that fills now the void in the government. Is it going to be the Muslim Brotherhood? We should not stand for that, or with that or by that. Any radical Islamists, no that is not who we should be supporting and standing by.

    "So we need to find out who was behind all of the turmoil and the revolt and the protests so that good decisions can be made in terms of who we will stand by and support."

    Immediately after this interview aired, Palin was deluged with tenure-track job offers from university Global Studies departments, including the ones at the three good Ivies.

    No word yet on just when Our Lady of the Sacred Tundra will make the move to New Haven, Cambridge, or Princeton. We'll keep you posted.

    Tags: Egypt, Hosni Mubarak, Islam, Protesters, Religion, Sarah Palin


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