EEEEEEUUUUUUWWWWWW. South Carolina creepster-blogger Will Folks has posted a narsty (yes, it's so nasty it gets an extra consonant) excerpt from what he claims is an accurate account of his alleged affair with South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley. Either this guy is a total delusional freakazoid or he's the king of TMI. Either way, the makeout scene is totally vom-worthy.
If you're a fan of barfing, enjoy this nibblet…
Nikki and I kissed even harder and heavier than we had before (away from the lights of the Vista, we weren’t worried about people seeing us here), and at one point I slid my hands under her turtleneck and felt her breasts over the black bra she was wearing. [...]
Nikki told me that night that she had never been unfaithful to her husband — and that up until that evening she had never so much as kissed another man before.
Grossy-gross! We would attempt to cleanse your palate with an excerpt from some ladyblogger's account of her steamy affair with NJ Governor Chris Christie or something, but no one has come forward with that particular tale.
Tags: Chris Christie, New Jersey, Nikki Haley, Sex, South Carolina, Will Folks