The Onion News Network reports on some very exciting news. No, like, very exciting. Are you listening to me? Everybody stop and listen to me. Come on, guys, this is important. This is exciting, I'm telling you. I'm telling you! Oh, what was I saying?
Onion Sportsdome airs Tuesdays at 10:30/9:30c on Comedy Central.
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