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House "Takes Care of" Planned Parenthood

If you're wondering what that cheering sound coming from the right-side of America is, it has to do with this…
The House has approved a Republican proposal to block federal aid for Planned Parenthood.
The 240-185 vote on Friday is a victory for anti-abortion forces led by Indiana GOP Rep. Mike Pence. He says taxpayer money should not go to groups that provide or promote abortion.
Nevermind the fact that "Planned Parenthood cannot allocate any federal funding for abortions," I thinkĀ this a great idea. Real solid strategy, GOP! As everybody knows, nothing helps curb a national budget in the long-term like a sudden influx of unwanted children. Let's get those babies to work right away making America great once again!
Oh, and sorry women who were planning on using Planned Parenthood for pap smears to prevent cervical cancer, but we all need to make sacrifices.
Tags: Abortion, House of Representatives, Indiana, Mike Pence, Money, Planned Parenthood
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